Good Santa Claus North Ugly Christmas Shirt
"Santa" is really an army of clones. How else could one man cover the entire globe in one night? The original Santa is of course long dead, his "children" carrying on his work. The moment S-432168's vitals stopped reporting back to the North Pole it automatically triggered the countdown of the explosives implanted into each Santa unit. An unfortunate necessity after the master DNA samples began to deteriorate introducing increasing minor flaws in the Santa clones, such as failures in the fireproof skin gene mods.
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