Funny 2020 Pumpkin With Toilet Paper Shirt

This reminds me of a time my aunt went to use the toilet in the middle of the night and after sitting down she felt something squishy on the seat. When she got up it was a boa constrictor climbing up and out through the toilet so of course she tries to flush it and when that doesn't work she poured bleach on it. By the time my brother and I came the following day to help there was an extremely angry 5ft-ish boa curled up in the bowl. My brother had to get a long stick and I imagine all his courage to coax the snake into a garbage bag so that we could release it outside. Moral of the story look before you pee..

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