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This happened in my home state. I’m embarrassed to say the least. I didn’t even have to read the article as soon as I heard “plot foiled to kidnap Michigan governor” I immediately said to my wife “bet they look like the cast of deliverance”.... lo and behold. Not to disparage or insult the cast of that fantastic movie... but these douche boots right here are prime Michigan rednecks if I have ever seen them. Buy it :  Pretty Cow American Flag Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season Firsttee- Custom- T-Shirt

You guys have turned me totally off of gross birds. Our yellow lab grows a full 3 inch wide mohawk when she smells something near us, not a normal dog spikey hair mohawk, her whole back almost. That's scary enough for me, I don't need murder chickens. Buy it :  I Only Wanted 10 Chickens But If God Wants Me To Have 20 Then 40 It Is Shirt  Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season Firsttee- Custom- T-Shirt

The grandma and brother of my 19 year old neighbor told me he died recently, and the grandma was smiling and sort of light hearted telling me. It was odd, to get that news that way, but I can’t judge how someone deals or doesn’t deal with grief. Same with this situation. The assistant isn’t hurting anyone, just reacting to a situation. Buy it :  Good Neale Before Him Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season Firsttee- Custom- T-Shirt

The package it arrived in wasn't horribly damaged. I actually took the TV out of the box, screwed in the feet, and put it on the table before noticing the damage. I guess I was just excited for my new toy and blind to what appears to be a sledgehammer attack. Buy it :  Everyone Needs A Smart Sarcastic Caregiver In Their Life I’m Happy To Be Of Service To You Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season Firsttee- Custom- T-Shirt

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Right? I’m growing increasingly upset that things that would erase my academic career are things that elected officials think they aren’t beholden to. If I didn’t fact check my seminar papers, I’d be expelled. I’d get a mark on my record that prohibited me from attending another accredited university. I may have to stand trial for academic dishonesty. But these guys...? Nah. Buy it : Big Girl Nutrition Facts Serving Size 1 Queen Amount Per Serving Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season Firsttee- Custom- T-Shirt

I've heard people say that alzheimer's is harder on the family than on the patient. But, I disagree. It sounds terrifying. Being confused all the time with memories coming in and out. Not knowing where you are or who is talking to you. Getting old scares me but the thought of losing my mind is what scares me even more. Buy it :   All You Need Is Love Tea And Stroopwafels Shirt  Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season Firsttee- Custom- T-Shirt

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I’ve got this condition too and can empathize. When writing exams had to make sure I had a handkerchief or stack of paper towels I could rest on my papers while writing. When I’m nervous or in a stressful situation it’s literally like my palms have in built faucets... unfortunately passed this on to my son... Buy it :  Top Grinch Hand Mistlestoned Shirt  Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season Firsttee- Custom- T-Shirt

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Yep, this isn't a copyright claim or a streamer getting banned for random shit, it was a sketchy company directly getting someone banned for exposing them. Imagine if republicans could get hasan/destiny banned, or a game company could get people banned for bad reviews. This is actually just insane. Buy it :  Important Cats Dandelion Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season Firsttee- Custom-T-Shirt

 My English bulldogs sleeps 22 hours a day. What a life. She sleeps DEEP. She’s starting to get old and lose her hearing now but I can tell she’s alive and kickin’ because I can hear her snoring across the damn house. Literally can’t sleep in the same room as her she snores so loud. Buy it :  Perfect Elephant Merry First Christmas Mommy Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season Firsttee- Custom- T-Shirt

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That "Good for her" meme is so ubiquitous that a lot of people aren't even aware of the context. Lucille said that after watching a news report about a mother who purposely left her children locked inside a car and then let it roll down a river bank. So funny but dark as shit. Buy it :  Hot Among Us Character Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season Firsttee- Custom- T-Shirt

In the 70’s NYC was bankrupt. My Father was furious, that his taxes were going to bailout NYC. Now I think it has turned. Things have turned for my beloved Buffalo NY. Our waterfront is way nicer with help from state money. Buffalo river is less toxic thanks to money from the Niagara power authority. (The hydro electric dam) Buy it :  Great Beast Boy Titan Star Night Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season Firsttee- Custom- T-Shirt

If that was a uk flight full of British people she would have been called a cunt at least 20x and told to "shut the fuck up love, and stop being a nuisance". Either that or extreme tutting and some bad looks just before the pen hits the paper to write a strong worded letter! Buy it :  Good Santa Bale Dance Shine Sparkle Shirt  Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season Firsttee- Custom-T-Shirt

“Leader of the free world,” was kind of a hard sell after the Cold War ended. Trump has made it completely obsolete. The president can’t even lead the states anymore. During this pandemic he has even willingly abdicated any leadership to the governors. It’s just shameful he has supporters. Buy it :  Funny Meowy Catmas Christmas Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season Firsttee- Custom- T-Shirt

Stole a car, crashed it, lost both his legs at 17. A few years later he did it again, but this time he stabbed one of the good Samaritans who tried to help him, and shot at another one. He then led the police on an 8 hour manhunt through tropical jungle by detaching his prosthetics and hiding under the leaves and mud, and using a makeshift raft to escape downriver under the cover of nightfall. The newspaper the next day read "armed and legless". Buy it :  Born To Farm Forced To Go To School Tractor Driver Vintage Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season Firsttee- Custom- T-Shirt

Those are entertainment references. It would be like saying "Among Us", "Fidget Spinners" and "Fortnight". It's all happening at the same time. Any given decade has religion, politics, sports, entertainment, tragedy, technology, disease and conflict. Just pick one and it shaped the young minds at the time just as Napoleon said. Buy it :  Funny Dinosaurs Never Had Coffee And We See How That Turned Out Quote Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season Firsttee- Custom- T-Shirt

The hair is probably a wig to cover up the fact you shaved your head out of anger at someone touching it, you chose your glasses frames because "iM sO nErDy", the heart tattoo on the cheek you got in prison back when you were a guy as a reward for having the softest throat, the nose ring screams "I want attention" and the bruise on your thigh betrays the only part of your life you think you feel good about: your relationship, which only seems to work on social media. Your shirt was handed down by your grandmother, and your shorts you bought years ago to jailbait your step father. Buy it :  Happy Born To Drive Tractors With My Daddy Forced To Go To School Vintage Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season Firsttee- Custom- T-Shirt

My biggest problem is with logistics in the movies. Like one of the planet of the apes sequels. The apes get attacked by the last of humanity, men using these attack helicopters. And I'm sitting there thinking: Does anyone realize how many humans it takes to keep military helicopters flying? Buy it :  Hot Support Your Local Farmers Truck Vintage Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season Firsttee- Custom- T-Shirt

What I have learned while working is this: The first time a business tells you not to worry, get your resume in order and your job hunting sites updated. The second time they tell you not to worry, get those resumes out and interviews set up. You should have several interviews lined up by the time the third "nothing to worry about, your job is safe" announcement. Which is good, because you'll have started your new job just about the time you show up to find the doors locked. Businesses are really sociopathic. Buy it :  Important I’m Too Rur’u’ For My Rubic Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season Firsttee- Custom- T-Shirt

People talking about his death, but truthfully if he gets so sick that he cannnot perform his duties then Pence will have to assume his duties. Based on his health, its not entirely out of the realm of possibilities that he could get pretty sick. Buy it : Pro Penguins Vote Trump 2020 Stars Election Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season Firsttee- Custom- T-Shirt

And still didn't get called out on it. Biden saying "there was a republican congress" in the last debate felt a little weak on its own. A direct call-out or quote of McConnell specifically stating that he was sabotaging any government action while Obama was president would be a much stronger call to truly independent voters. Buy it :  Top Houston Texans Vote Tee Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season Firsttee- Custom- T-Shirt

Hope Hick's will go down in "for real" history. People will remember her name for as long as the nation is myth-building. She got the President of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA sick with THE pandemic disease of the century! There will be, someday, a credited actor playing Hope Hick's in a movie. The question is, will she be played by Reese Witherspoon or Elizabeth Matthews? Buy it :  Trump Pinocchio I’m The Least Racist Person In This Room Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season Firsttee- Custom- T-Shirt

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You know you could explain this until you are blue in the face, have citations.. hell you could have a doctorate in American History and this fucking clown in the video wouldn’t even come close to understanding. It’s a shame the situation is so sad because the irony is delicious. The same people who coined the term and sewed the flag would be rolling in their graves to see someone like Trump in office right now. Buy it : Good Merry Christmas Santa Dabbing Wearing Mask Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season Firsttee- Custom- T-Shirt

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Yeah, and Mitch over there stopping any and all stimulus. They seem to forget that even if someone had savings before the pandemic they might not have it now. Also, some families were suddenly faced with purchasing new hardware or furniture to set up offices. Essential workers had to give up jobs to stay home with children. Not to mention that a huge portion of the US workforce got freaking sick or had to isolate. I don’t have an income if I’m not working. Now we are faced with a problem coming up of a record number of homeless. Sorry, had a little rant there. Buy it :  Funny Merry Drunk I’m Christmas Colorblock Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season Firsttee- Custom-T-Shirt

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